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laughingsquid:

Flustered Cat With a Laser Pointer Taped to Its Head Tries to Capture the Constantly Moving Dot

absenthium:

A friend of ours was commissioned to clean up an abandoned house. The house belonged to a scientist and his wife, they disappeared and were never found, no living relatives could be located and the house was forgotten. When my friend arrived at the house he saw that it had been untouched for years. There was a bill on the table from 1986. A check book, money, birth certificates circa 1931, social security cards, jewelry. The man being a scientist had left a collection of human and animal bones in glass cases, mineral stones etc. This box, a Last Rites box complete with Holy Water (glass container in case) is commonly used by the Catholic Church at the bedside if the dead or dying, was found in a child’s room. 
My friend now has this box in his house and views it as a great historical piece connected to a local mystery that has never been solved, and is not well or know or highly publicized. 
THIS IS REAL AS SHIT!
Who disappears without a single earthly belonging? I’m like was there an alien abduction, an exorcism, suicide, murder, did they leave the country? What happened here?

I’m about to go Agent Mulder all over this bitch. The Truth is out there!

absenthium:

A friend of ours was commissioned to clean up an abandoned house. The house belonged to a scientist and his wife, they disappeared and were never found, no living relatives could be located and the house was forgotten. When my friend arrived at the house he saw that it had been untouched for years. There was a bill on the table from 1986. A check book, money, birth certificates circa 1931, social security cards, jewelry. The man being a scientist had left a collection of human and animal bones in glass cases, mineral stones etc. This box, a Last Rites box complete with Holy Water (glass container in case) is commonly used by the Catholic Church at the bedside if the dead or dying, was found in a child’s room.
My friend now has this box in his house and views it as a great historical piece connected to a local mystery that has never been solved, and is not well or know or highly publicized.

THIS IS REAL AS SHIT!
Who disappears without a single earthly belonging? I’m like was there an alien abduction, an exorcism, suicide, murder, did they leave the country? What happened here?

I’m about to go Agent Mulder all over this bitch. The Truth is out there!

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(Source: faelum)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

janemba:

wow this post is worse than i remembered

janemba:

wow this post is worse than i remembered

Our new house. (and my car) It looks cute on the outside but needs a lot of updating on the inside. Also, the neighbors aren’t friendly and they’re kids are fucking brats who never look before crossing the street. Almost hit them a few times. There are A LOT of kids in this neighborhood.

Our new house. (and my car) It looks cute on the outside but needs a lot of updating on the inside. Also, the neighbors aren’t friendly and they’re kids are fucking brats who never look before crossing the street. Almost hit them a few times. There are A LOT of kids in this neighborhood.

"Lovely! We can freeze to death while digging for the bones of a madwoman."

(Source: kaiidth)

(Source: thomaslasky)

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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fivetail:

i rambled a bit on twitter

i can relate to this a lot. I mean I’d probably still find his videos funny if i did watch them but all my drive to go do so is just gone.

But pretending you were never even a fan of someone because of something like this is. It’s super childish